SCRIBBLED NOISE

Cow-Kicked

• "I'll be cow-kicked!
• "Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
• "Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!"
• "Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
• "Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
• "Great balls of fire!"
• "He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
• "He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
• "You would have to be here to believe it!"
• "Look out Loretta!"
• "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
• "He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
• "Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
• "Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
• "She wants to sell my monkey!"
• "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!" (In western Pennsylvania creek is prounounced crick)
• "He beat him like a rented mule!"
• "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
• "Book 'em Dano!"
• "He Picked His Pocket Like He was Walking down 5th Avenue"
• "Smilin' like a butcher's dog"
• "He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
• "How much fried chicken can you eat?"
• "Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
• "Get that dog off my lawn!"
• "And the kitchen is closed!"
• "He smoked him like a bad cigar!"

posted by KP @ Thursday, June 29, 2006