June 29, 2006

Cow-Kicked


Lange fired as Penguins' TV announcer

Some Lange-isms.......
  • "I'll be cow-kicked!
  • "Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
  • "Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!"
  • "Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
  • "Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
  • "Great balls of fire!"
  • "He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
  • "He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
  • "You would have to be here to believe it!"
  • "Look out Loretta!"
  • "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
  • "He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
  • "Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
  • "Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
  • "She wants to sell my monkey!"
  • "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!" (In western Pennsylvania creek is prounounced crick)
  • "He beat him like a rented mule!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
  • "Book 'em Dano!"
  • "He Picked His Pocket Like He was Walking down 5th Avenue"
  • "Smilin' like a butcher's dog"
  • "He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
  • "How much fried chicken can you eat?"
  • "Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
  • "Get that dog off my lawn!"
  • "And the kitchen is closed!"
  • "He smoked him like a bad cigar!"

June 28, 2006

ESPN.com - NHL - Report: NHL might play game at Yankee Stadium

ESPN.com - NHL - Report: NHL might play game at Yankee Stadium

ESPN.com - NHL - Burnside: My Top 25 NHL free agents

ESPN.com - NHL - Burnside: My Top 25 NHL free agents

Pierre McGuire article on the Pens

McGuire: Penguins will be dynamic (via
"TSN.ca - Columnists - Canada's Sports Leader
)

Cuban, Marino to buy Pens? - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

Cuban, Marino to buy Pens? - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

June 27, 2006

Apple - Trailers - Spider-Man 3

Apple - Trailers - Spider-Man 3

Rockstar Games Presents Sunday Driver

Rockstar Games Presents Sunday Driver

KISS Coffeehouse -- Intro

KISS Coffeehouse -- Intro

The Raconteurs cover Bowie staple on new single

NME.COM - News - The Raconteurs cover Bowie staple on new single

Beck Talks New 'Introspective Hip-Hop' Album"

FMQB: Beck

Fuck the FCCC

FMQB: Radio Industry News, Music Industry Updates, Arbitron Ratings, Music News and more!

June 25, 2006

Introducing.....Carl Sneep, Brian Strait, Chad Johnson, and Timo Seppanen


PENGUINS ADD SNEEP, STRAIT, JOHNSON AND SEPPANEN AT DRAFT

PistolWimp - The Skeletor Show: Ep 3

PistolWimp - The Skeletor Show: Ep 3

YouTube - phish & jay-Z - 99 problems & big pimpin' 2004-06-18

YouTube - phish & jay-Z - 99 problems & big pimpin' 2004-06-18

FOXNews.com - Police Arrest More Than 300 in World Cup Brawls With English Fans - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe N


Police Arrest More Than 300 in World Cup Brawls With English Fans -

Penguins select Jordan Staal with their No. 2 pick

Penguins select Jordan Staal with their No. 2 pick

June 23, 2006

Mighty no more: Ducks change name, colors - Yahoo! News

Mighty no more: Ducks change name, colors - Yahoo! News

Something else to keep Lost fans busy - TV Squad

Something else to keep Lost fans busy - TV Squad: "4815162342"

June 22, 2006

SCI FI Tech

SCI FI Tech

JS Online:Toga! Toga! Trouble!

JS Online:Toga! Toga! Trouble!

TSN : nhl - Canada's Sports Leader

TSN : nhl - Canada's Sports Leader

NHL 07: Alexander the Great - Xbox

NHL 07: Alexander the Great - Xbox

June 16, 2006

Microbrewery Beer Bottles and Beer Labels .com

Microbrewery Beer Bottles and Beer Labels .com

Hockey Map

Hockey Map

June 12, 2006

Flash Design )—( ANDY FOULDS DESIGN )—( Freelance Flash Web Designer )———---

Flash Design )—( ANDY FOULDS DESIGN )—( Freelance Flash Web Designer )———---

Roethlisberger hurt in motorcycle crash

Roethlisberger hurt in motorcycle crash

June 11, 2006

Goodie Bag TV: Rimjobs - Yay or Nay?

Goodie Bag TV: Rimjobs - Yay or Nay?

June 10, 2006

Flash Fighters :: Brought to you by BulletinboardForum.com

Flash Fighters :: Brought to you by BulletinboardForum.com

June 9, 2006

Transformers Movie - Official Site of Transformers: The Movie

Transformers Movie - Official Site of Transformers: The Movie

June 6, 2006

iScribble.net - Draw - Chat - Gallery

iScribble.net - Draw - Chat - Gallery

Starkey: No-huddle twist for Ben? - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

Starkey: No-huddle twist for Ben? - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

June 5, 2006

Chocolate generates electrical power

New Scientist Tech - Technology - Chocolate generates electrical power

Visual Tour: 20 Things You Won't Like About Windows Vista

Visual Tour: 20 Things You Won't Like About Windows Vista

RADIO WAVES

RADIO WAVES

June 4, 2006

NME.COM - News - Best album of all time revealed

NME.COM - News - Best album of all time revealed

X3 VERSION - I'm the Juggernaut Bitch

YouTube - I'm the Juggernaut Bitch

The Juggernaut Bitch

YouTube - The Juggernaut Bitch

Recent news from Transformers Cybertron

Recent news from Transformers Cybertron

June 3, 2006

The Ten Spot 1/2

The Ten Spot 1/2

Six beers, ten seconds.

CollegeHumor Movie: Six beers, ten seconds.

June 2, 2006

We are not entirely human, germ gene experts argue | Reuters.com

We are not entirely human, germ gene experts argue | Reuters.com

10 Things To Make You Want to Puke | First and Best American Inventor TV Show Site–AmericanInventorSpot.com

10 Things To Make You Want to Puke | First and Best American Inventor TV Show Site–AmericanInventorSpot.com

June 1, 2006

Introduction to The Wall

Introduction to The Wall